birthday approaches

it's the squeeze's birthday on monday 11th. yes, that's next monday, less than a week away.
we have made no plans.
the squeeze likes:
cheeze
java
cameras
ladies
computers
shooty/puzzley computer games
tshirts with clever nerdy jokes on them
his podpack
his bike
big pants
cables
ham
sandwiches
sleeping
beer
being naughty.

who the hell knows what he'll end up getting. i think i'll get him an online real time cheeze sandwich.