i wish i'd bought that dresser

we were sitting at the table eating our burritos tonight (burritos, for dinner we're having burritos... don't know 'perdido'? your loss) when i remembered the lovely silky oak dresser i'd seen in taswegia for only $150 or so... or thereabouts. i had a little moment of "oh, it was so cool. i really wish i'd bought that dresser in tasmania. i know it'd have had to sit at mum's for ages til i could get it shipped up here, but still".
the squeeze makes reassuring noises til i get to the bit about shipping it up. and he says:
"just how big was this dress?"

i laughed and laughed and laughed.